Sunday, December 22, 2013

Last-minute Christmas gift ideas (probably for the hipster in your life)

So I see you googled some version of what to get a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/hipster life partner/friend/crush/dog for Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus (really guys, is that still a thing?). Here are my suggestions for gift ideas that nobody else will be giving them. If you have suggestions to add, let me know in the comments!


1.  Maps Urbane - $29.95

Created by Hipster-Foodie-Intellectual Renaissance Men, these maps describe famous cities through their neighborhoods; and there are plenty of witty jokes for locals.

From decoding San Francisco's transit stops to making fun of Seattle's taco-toting-kayakers, it's a smart gift that says, "Hey! I have good taste! Aren't I witty and a thoughtful gift-giver?"

2. Private Anti-Piracy Navies: How Warships for Hire are Changing Maritime Security - $85

For the intellectual who might be interested in pirates, security, military, maritime trade... or just wants a coffee table book that makes them look really smart, this is an incredibly well-researched debut book by Claremont McKenna alumnus and Harvard graduate student John-Clark Levin.

3. Betabrand Reversible Smoking Jacket - $195-$225

For the hipster who has everything, this is the jacket equivalent of a mullet: it's reversible with a colorful brocade side and suave work-appropriate interior. Kick it up a notch. Live life on the edge, knowing that under your conservative work blazer a daring gentleman rages beneath.

4. For the Whiskey lover:  Blood and Whiskey: The Life and Times of Jack Daniel ~ $21.95

One writer called the legendary tales of Jack Daniel taller than "Paul Bunyan on a step stool." This book charts the life of the legendary whiskey distiller from his poor upbringing to the elegant southern gentleman he became, with Civil War drama to boot. You can get the book at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, or Half Price Books (for under $10)

Throw in a bottle of hooch and maybe some drinking accessories, and you have a great gift or a generous stocking stuffer.

5. Erynn Rose Photography Tilt-Shift Photos of Seattle ~$10 - $250

Tilt-shift is all the rage in photography, but Erynn Rose does it better and locally; he shoots both iconic and less famous Seattle landscapes, and even the most classic Seattle scenes are new again with his tilt-shift technique that makes people and skyscrapers look like they're doll house models.

I bought a metallic print of Gasworks Park for my sister's birthday and framed it with a vintage frame I got at Goodwill in Bellevue, so it was an affordable and really unique gift.

6. For Seattle movie lovers: Scarecrow Video gift card - ~ $25 - $50

The largest independent movie rental company in the COUNTRY, Scarecrow is a Seattle icon. They have new releases - even in 3D - and classics that are hard to find anywhere else, including Netflix.

If they're too lazy to make the trek to Scarecrow, you might consider buying them a subscription to Hulu Plus, which has holiday classics streaming online and gives you access to the Criterion Collection.

7. Dinner from Portillo's po' boy beef sandwiches - ~ $73.95

I personally have enjoyed these delicious, juicy sandwiches. Portillo's sends them to you frozen and vacuum-packed in Styrofoam with instructions on how to heat the gravy, the shredded beef (mouthwatering), and saucy green peppers. It also comes with hot pickled veggies. There are other options, but this is my favorite.

How could a sandwich that comes with two pages of instructions be a good gift? Let me tell you: it's worth it, and it's not something anyone else will get them. The food will also keep so they don't have to eat it right away.

8. "Gift certificate" for a fun activity

This is pretty obvious, but if you either don't have time to buy a gift or want to plan time to spend with someone, give them a gift certificate for day of fun - but plan it out, and have an itinerary written that comes with dates and times that you are available.


Video: The most epic Christmas yule logs of all time



Drama. Suspense. FIRE.

It's the Netflix Yule Log:



Very sassy, Netflix. I like it. Hulu for the Holidays and Amazon Instant Video both have their versions, but neither give you the same sense of danger and adventure.

If you're ready to make a nice cup of cocoa and hibernate for the winter, here are some more great fireplace dramas for your holiday season. Let me know your favorite in the comments below:


Yule log for cat lovers:




A new take on the classic cozy sitting room fire:




For country music fans - Brad Paisley Yule Log MTV series:




Christmas "fireplace" for Chemistry nerds:


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LASER SCIENCE ROBOT NERD-FIREPLACE!




Spangler effect dramatic lighting (and then kind of boring) "fireplace":




Sam Harris sexy music time Yule Log: